towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(Source: menthuthuyoupi, via fake-mermaid)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j5h, via evolutional)

weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

(via fake-mermaid)